Well, apparently, the naughtiest thing Theresa May has ever done is erm, well, run through some fields of wheat. Yep, you heard that correctly.
Here’s the whole glorious interview in full. Just soak it up:
Since that momentous scoop was revealed in June 2017, the internet has run wild with memes mocking the prime minister’s favourite kink.
Now, it’s deputy leader of the Labour Party Tom Watson’s turn.
Taking to Twitter, he shared a picture of himself in what appears to be a field of wheat.
A field of wheat. Tempting. pic.twitter.com/xKVuYEbkYL
— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) July 21, 2018
He just couldn’t resist, could he.
Oh go on then. pic.twitter.com/mUX39wqn7R
— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) July 21, 2018
You cheeky devil! He was also keen to show that he didn’t destroy any farmer’s crop and kept to the footpath.
— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) July 21, 2018
Obviously, many Twitter users congratulated him on the year-late ‘sick burn’.
Fair play to you!😂😂
— Lucyt (@87bronx) July 21, 2018
Some added a soundtrack.
Here you go, have some music🌾🎶 pic.twitter.com/NWrYwtyiJE
— Ped (@_iPed) July 21, 2018
When others asked how it felt, Tom didn’t hold back.
Wild
— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) July 21, 2018
Some pointed out that actually, that’s not wheat.
Tom, that’s Barley not Wheat but distinguishing between them can be tricky for non farmers – they are different as Beer and Bread as to what they are used for. We cordially invite you onto a farm during harvest time #yourharvest @nfutweets to see it first hand from a combine cab
— Guy Smith (@essexpeasant) July 22, 2018
Tom happily accepted offers to learn more about arable farming.
I was sort of using poetic licence but would be delighted to accept your offer.
— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) July 22, 2018
Oh, how very naughty!
How naughty 😏
— Christopher Wylie 🏳️🌈 (@chrisinsilico) July 21, 2018
Well, we can’t blame him. Those fields of gold are. Just. So. Tempting.
