Saudi Crown Prince To Pick The Next UK Defence Secretary

Last Wednesday, after the dramatic circumstances of Sir Michael Fallon’s sudden resignation as Defence secretary, Saudi Arabia’s government reassured the British people that the resignation of Fallon has not surprised them.

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A spokesman of the crown prince said that Saudi Arabia is finalising a list of the next Defence secretary for their good friends the U.K.

“We would really like to appoint Jeremy Hunt. We’ve seen the work he is doing with the NHS and he is perfect for the job of selling high ordinance for use in the middle east’s war zones.”

Whether or not Mr Hunt would be willing to move departments is uncertain, but it seems there are other names on the list that are perhaps more highly prized.

“We think it would be highly entertaining to order Theresa May appoints John McDonnell, wouldn’t that be hilarious? We are really tempted to push for that, but we may just have to hang five on that one.”, spokesman said.

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